the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
lol, my genital just got hard.
i feel like i annoy 99% of you i am sorry
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
